

I see your "the JL thinks Nightwing/Robin is Batman's husband because Batman calls him 'my partner'" fics and raise you "the JL overhear many convos between the Bats where 'Agent A' is mentioned in a domestic fashion and assume Agent A is Batman's wife"
Reporter: Tell us Bruce, why have you recently decided to work out more? To you just want to compete with our Clark? Or is it-
Bruce: My kids.
Reporter: Iβm sorry what?
Bruce: I work out so I can still lift them.
Reporter: β¦
Bruce: if you have nothing else to ask Iβm going to leave now. Letβs go Jaylad.
Bruce just picks up Jason and leaves.
Jason looks like a large dog that clearly isnβt used to being in the air.
Like this.

Someone please draw this.
@piedpiperart plz :) (if you feel like it)
yooo someone drew it :))))